I’m sure that everyone has heard of “Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold.” The directer, Morgan Spurlock, paid Altoona, PA $25,000 to change the name of the town to the title of the film for 60 days starting on April 27, 2011. The sad thing about this is that I live in Pom Wonderful, PA. Honestly, I think it is a stupid idea. Fox News said that Altoona must have a sense of humor. Well they are most certainly wrong. Altoona does not have a sense of humor. That is if you really know the vast majority of the people here. There are very little people that I like in “Pom Wonderful.” If you ask me, I think the $25,000 should have gone towards cleaning up the town rather than to the police department. I hate the police department, dearly. I was basically being attacked and called the cops; it took them half an hour to get there after the people left the scene. They are ridiculous and do not deserve the money. Altoona is a shithole town and has some cleaning up to do. On top of everything, Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, PA sounds so fooking stupid. It just gives Altoona another reason to be well known, and not in a good way.